The Surrealist-Publican Party

Vote for Andi Turnquist, S-P for President in 2008

Why I am running for President

It's mainly because I can, and I can hardly do worse than Bush has. Need I say more?

What I'll do if I'm actually elected

• First round of drinks after I'm inagurated will be on the government (that's part of the Publican side of my manifesto). The one condition will be that said drinks must be consumed via those wild twisty straws (the Surrealist part).
• For a surrealist war strategy, I will order Baghdad be carpet-bombed by airplanes filled with ping-pong balls in a rainbow of colours. They'll never expect that.
• Military reforms: All military invasions will be required to be choreographed by a professional choreographer. I might consider invading Germany in order to secure our beer interests. After all, what's more important, oil or beer?
• All government publications will be made trilingual: English, Spanish, and Klingon. Telephone system will offer prompts in all three languages as well.

How you can help the campaign

First, consider being my running mate. The position of Vice-President is still open.

Second, campaign for me. I can't do it on my own. Buy my swag when I get it created and listed on CafePress. I expect to be strictly a write-in candidate, but if you feel really motivated, start petitioning to get my name on the ballot. Join the party and run for other national and local offices. Shake the election process up a bit.

Oh, and if you can make some nice, surreal campaign artwork, that'd be great, too.

Contacting me

E-Mail me at pres@turnquist.name. This is party headquarters, too, since it's just me right now.

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